I was a closet homosexual
…according to a dream Amy had last night. I know a bunch of you were saying you knew it all along because I tend to like men who well… look like women. In Amy’s dream, I apparently came out of the closet and confessed to her that I was in fact a lesbian. The reason I had failed relationships was because I was gay and didn’t like men. And while this is all good reasoning and all…. Let us NOT FORGET that I am STRAIGHT… like an arrow…. for now.
This post was largely a rambling but at least I know what Amy wants for Christmas. Still I am curious as to whether people would be surprised if I said I was actually gay.