You know you’re DBSK crazy when…

Posted in DBSK, KPOP by Jae on December 31, 2008

I saw this over at DBSKnights and it is pure genius. My notes are in bold and I coloured all the ones that apply to me most, but let’s not fool ourselves, they all apply. I even star-ed the ones that REALLY REALLY APPLY. lol

You know you’re DBSK crazy when…

You google search Cassiopeia in hopes of finding the headquarters and joining
You continue looking to be a part of Cassiopeia even though you kinda can’t
Everytime you see a picture from a variety show, you know exactly what was going on
You can tell what DBSK era/phase they were in by their hair
Are still trying to find a way to join Cassiopeia
Want to learn Korean
Want to go to Korea

Want to become that staff member that wipes the sweat off their faces after a performance –> I’m still wondering what this position is entitled so I can write it on the app.
You momentarily want to become a back up dancer just so you can touch them during the “Tohodancer Tohodance Tohodancer FIGHTING” chant
Have already taken steps to learn the MIROTIC dance –> I attempted this for one night; I learned that it’s one thing to have a goal, and another to dream.

Whenever you talk to others about DBSK, you talk as if you are close personal friends with them
e.x. “Did you know Max talks in his sleep?…. Micky is so crazy when he’s tipsy…”
You start laughing with one of your hands covering your mouth (JJ style)
You clap while you laugh (Max style)
You’ve absent-mindedly began to laugh like Xiah Junsu
At a particular hysterical moment you always do a “stand and walk around” laugh (DBSK style)

You know the answer to a variety show question about their personal habits/preferences
e.x. “MC: Micky, what body part do you look at first when you see a woman
You: The neck… d’uh
Micky: The neck”
You scream along during Max’s part in Rising Sun –> I don’t do this; when I sing Mirotic I usually “lip-sync” his scream. It would be an epic fail if I tried to sing it, and then my roomates would  know it was an epic fail so generally this isn’t a good idea.
You do the little butt thing Yunho does in the beginning of “O”
You know how many siblings they each have
You really want to know what their favourite colours are
When you find out their favorite color is the same as yours you, for SOME reason, get extremely excited
You talk about DBSK to anyone with ears
You’ve seen the Mirotic MV and Wrong Number MV an excessive amount of times
Fell in love with Bolero within the first 6 seconds of hearing it
You can call out who’s voice is who’s when they sing
You look to them for Fashion advice
Want to get your hands on the DVDs even though the only Korean words you understand are “hyung… saranghae… and oppa” –> and how can we forget “jinja” and “han. deul. set”

Are able to watch a 60 minute Variety show without subs and feel like you know what their saying –> I try to wait for subs but sometimes I get desperate…
The people around you hum Mirotic against their will ’cause you play it all the time
You twitch everytime you hear Mirotic and Wrong Number ’cause you’ve been practicing the dance moves and your body can’t help but want to dance –> I lied about before, I nailed the chin dance before I quit
Your friends talk about how they’ve been eating all day and you inform them about how Max eats 8 meals a day… they have no idea who Max is
… they actually know who Max is because all you talk about is DBSK
Your friends ask you “what’s new” and all you tell them is what new thing you found out about DBSK because that’s all you’ve been doing all day (watching Variety and Radio Shows).
You want to become famous in your country JUST so you can somehow use your fame to get closer to them
You know all the English words in their songs… and that’s about all you can sing –> Micky: “I wanna touch myself
it was a little awkward at first, but you get over it.

Even though you sometimes Criticize Cassiopeia… you still look for a way to be a part of it
You want “Miduhyo (Believe)” and “My Little Princess” to be played at your Wedding~
Whenever you watch a performance by them you look around for something red to wave around
Everytime you hear about their “ideal girl” you see if you compare… no matter which member it is
You go into withdrawal when you haven’t done something DBSK related for a while ***
Even though you don’t live in Korea and still follow their Japanese activities, you’re kinda sad they’re going back to Japan soon–> they’re just not as relaxed and comfortable in Japan, I think it’s the language and culture barrier. I mean they can speak it but I don’t think they can convey all the random things they want to say. Sadly, these are usually the funnies.
You’re extremely proud of them when they write a song
When you read fun random facts about DBSK… you know about 97% of them already
You believe they’ve all lived up to the meaning behind their names (U-know, Hero, Xiah, Micky (lol), Max) happy.gif
You want to get a UFO account
Because you CAN’T get a UFO account, you think up things to say if you did have one… and wonder who would answer as well as what he would say

You KNOW they are here to stay
You feel sorry for what Cassiopeia would do to SM Entertainment if they ever disbanded DBSK –> wouldn’t happen, DBSK is the breadwinner of SM
You’re still looking for ways to be a registered member of Cassiopeia
You want to send DBSK a video of you gushing about how much you love them and how much you appreciate their music –> I thought about it and then thought about how crazy I’d sound. -___- It’s always a better idea to limit the fact that you’re totally DBSK-obsessed to fellow DBSKers and very close friends.
Even though you downloaded some of their songs,… you still want to buy their albums
You want to give Micky a big hug every time you see him cry
Even though there might be members you like more than the others… you dont dislike any of them –> totally agree. I mean in every boyband so far there’s been like a number 1 favourite member and then like a backup. I mean in BSB it was Nick and then Brian, and in NSYNC it was Justin and then J.C. But you know DBSK is a winner when you have a favourite but there are moments when you stray a little and end up loving everyone.
You say a random “Fighting” or “Hwaiting” when you’re about to do something intense (or not so intense)
You still laugh at the “U-Know Yunho- Fighting, Choikang ChangMin- Fighting, Micky Yoochun- Fighting, Youngwoong JaeJoong- Fighting, Dong Bang Shin Ki- FIGHTING” …….. “… Xiah Junsu- Fighting” thing
You know the “Kamo, Come On!” Oyagi gag, compliments of Xiah Junsu
You get pissed when people say that DBSK is overrated… –> seriously, I will mess you up. XD… No, seriously I will.

You want to give Xiah a hug every time he does something only Xiah would do –> God he is so freakin’ cute sometimes. He’s a totally different person on stage.
You see a “stalking” video on youtube featuring one of the members and feel bad that they can’t get any privacy… but still watch the video. And then get semi-annoyed when you don’t see the point to having watched it. Or when there is no real content.
If you ever meet another DBSK fan outside of the internet you immediately feel like you’ve known each other for years –>  It happened, you click right away.
You know their birthdays but don’t know your own friend’s birthday
If a few of the members are missing on a Variety show you can imagine what the missing members would say if they were there
You make up sound-alike-lyrics to the Korean/Japanese lyrics just so you can sing along. *** OH MAN GUILTY AS CHARGED
You think up fan group names as catchy as “Cassiopeia” and “Big East” for your country
You want to shake hands with whomever thought of Cassiopeia
You’re STILL looking for ways to join Cassiopeia
Get upset when people still say 800,000 fans because it’s an outdated number -there are waaaaay more than that now

You’re in on the “Max and his ‘special’ movies” joke –> I secretly love that Changmin is a pervert. Everyone should just admit it.
You might be the girl in Wrong Number (the one that calls them a lot) (lmao!)
For some reason, you love JJ even more when you find out he takes risque pictures of the others
Whenever you hear a good song, you want to use to it to make an FanVideo about DBSK
Your body went through spasms when you found out DBSK was going to be on FuseTV
You get as excited as the people in the show when Yunho uses his hometown dialect… even though you really can’t tell the difference

Credit: DBSKnights

I laugh but the fact that all these things apply to me tell me DBSK is my life. I’ve come to terms with this and I’m learning to live as an addict day by day. I.e. I split my time 50/50 between DBSK and real life. It’s the only formula that has kept me sane all this time. Only fellow DBSK fans can understand the obsession that surrounds DBSK.  And it scares the people around me a little. *full of happiness*

how can you not love them?


I promised myself to not spazz this post but C”MON. This is PROOF they love us too XD

OMG JAEJOONG, all that ripping-O___O. This is my favourite side of you.  You’re making my poor imagination work overtime.

♥ full of happiness ♥

Credit: DNBN, DBSKnights


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  1. Cheryl said, on December 31, 2008 at 7:46 pm

    Your friends ask you “what’s new” and all you tell them is what new thing you found out about DBSK because that’s all you’ve been doing all day (watching Variety and Radio Shows)

    can i PLEASE serve as a witness to this one?

  2. Cheryl said, on December 31, 2008 at 8:28 pm

    “You’re making my poor imagination work overtime”

    fuck, man.
    don’t say those two words without the pause

  3. Joanna said, on December 31, 2008 at 10:16 pm

    and and.. not pixelated for you cheryl!

  4. Joanna said, on December 31, 2008 at 10:19 pm

    sad to say this, but where this gif ends is where most of my fantasies begin.

  5. Joanna said, on December 31, 2008 at 11:00 pm

    P.S. At first I thought the fireworks were going off in my head and only upon second inspection did I realize they were real.

  6. JSL said, on January 6, 2009 at 12:41 am

    OMG, thank you so much for this post.
    I was just browsing DBSK blogs when I found this one.
    It made me laugh for 15 minutes straight
    because almost all of these things apply to me XD
    And I’m happy I’m not the only one! (:

    We’ll find a way into Cassiopeia someday~!

  7. DongBangL0VE said, on February 7, 2009 at 2:10 pm


    i didn’t even realise it but i do these things… 99.9% of them… [recently started lookin up cassiopeia].. esp the one about laughing with one hand covering my mouth!!!

    n whats the deal with noone finding cassiopeia?!

    i think i need to divide my time 50-50 too… rite now its 70-30… DBSK being on the 70 side…

    DongBangShinKi FIGHTING!!!!

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